THE WANDERING iPHONE

ive been lazy... and this is my way of catching up... and procrastinating.

the photos below represent about a month or so of iphone photos (more or less).

enjoy?

enjoy.

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LIGHTS IN THE SKY



MOTHERS, DONT LET YOUR KIDS GROW UP TO BE EDITORS.

jim pease.

THE EFFING O."MUTHA FUCKIN"C.

bastard lies in wait.

he makes the call, someone dies (kinda).

kampai!

fancies himself an artist.

the day DSLRs ruined the world.

members only jacket, foo'!

bastard at the easel.

BIRTHDAY/WINE PARTYnano

95 points, biatch (or maybe 91... i forget).

kiwi's make good wine, along with lords of rings and halos (eventually).

iSpread nano.

a little bubbly?

a little bubbly.

cheers, bastard!

makes the girls swoon and the glasses empty.

uh, halo?

no, halo MADNESS!

yes, those are back to back sucka :) we rollz DEEP (wait, what?)

not impressed :/

sexiest blue nun... e v e r.

not responsible by this point.

FLORENTINE RIBEYE... mmm.

a little before and after...

top: salt, pepper
bottom: rosemary, sage, thyme (should have been fresh...)

another little before an' after.

finish with extra virgin (yeah right) olive oil and a squeeze of lemon.

after, after.

DISNEYLAND

can you tell im related to these people?

"yes, i know youre a jerk."

the antici...pation...

terrorist.


enemy combatant.
(and with that, my blog has been flagged by the NSA, CIA, and FBI)

youre the best around...
evidently, he has just discovered "the karate kid" and the power of montage music...

75 minutes later.

oh, noes! i fergets i hates the clzed in spcez!

so, yeah, thats about a month. dont worry, if you werent in it, but know i snapped a picture of you, it doesnt mean i dont love you... well, maybe it does a little bit... OR maybe it means i love you TOO much...