new!/new!/new!

ive been taking more pictures lately, and for once, theyre not with my iphone (although, i did just get a 3gs! booyah, macro focus!). i shot these with some canon dslr. i have no idea what the specs are, it's a camera from christian and sammys school... i just know it was slow as hell (between f3.2 and f5.6).

in other picture news, i turned in my very first ever roll of 120mm i shot with my holga (which i got for christmas) and i should be getting those back friday (ilford delta400).

if you want to see the rest of this night of bastardliness, clicky:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/jaimeryanheintz/

the wandering iphone pt2

this was the table i used to play under when i was a kid. this table was my spaceship.

at anja's. it's still inside me... somewhere...

after dinner in the city with jolene.

the morning i left.

first show at the place where river phoenix died.

it's fuzzy. trust me.

end of some things.

william mason the third.

sad little orphanage.

production design field trip.

couldnt be more clear.

the boss.

work for a bit.

hero. man. doyle.

i still think you can crush a keg with people.

i quit.

creeper.

stalker.

some improvisation. some delicious improvisation.

douglas chung.

my friend the bluejay. he likes my tunes.

sad day. wish i could have taken you home. fixed you up. sent you on your way.

secret dream: fashion photographer.

park with cigarette and bike.

the grand bastard with beer on bucket.

accidental product of the modern age.

the los angeles theatre.

just a man. just a man.

raw stock.

finished. (sorry, but daikokuya IS the best ramen in town.)

blue chip. bright night.

relax. i got this.

fuck.

blessed with good luck before the end of the year.

dont think ive seen two people more happy in a best buy.

my brother, mumbling around like mr. bean.

THE WANDERING iPHONE

ive been lazy... and this is my way of catching up... and procrastinating.

the photos below represent about a month or so of iphone photos (more or less).

enjoy?

enjoy.

/ / /

LIGHTS IN THE SKY



MOTHERS, DONT LET YOUR KIDS GROW UP TO BE EDITORS.

jim pease.

THE EFFING O."MUTHA FUCKIN"C.

bastard lies in wait.

he makes the call, someone dies (kinda).

kampai!

fancies himself an artist.

the day DSLRs ruined the world.

members only jacket, foo'!

bastard at the easel.

BIRTHDAY/WINE PARTYnano

95 points, biatch (or maybe 91... i forget).

kiwi's make good wine, along with lords of rings and halos (eventually).

iSpread nano.

a little bubbly?

a little bubbly.

cheers, bastard!

makes the girls swoon and the glasses empty.

uh, halo?

no, halo MADNESS!

yes, those are back to back sucka :) we rollz DEEP (wait, what?)

not impressed :/

sexiest blue nun... e v e r.

not responsible by this point.

FLORENTINE RIBEYE... mmm.

a little before and after...

top: salt, pepper
bottom: rosemary, sage, thyme (should have been fresh...)

another little before an' after.

finish with extra virgin (yeah right) olive oil and a squeeze of lemon.

after, after.

DISNEYLAND

can you tell im related to these people?

"yes, i know youre a jerk."

the antici...pation...

terrorist.


enemy combatant.
(and with that, my blog has been flagged by the NSA, CIA, and FBI)

youre the best around...
evidently, he has just discovered "the karate kid" and the power of montage music...

75 minutes later.

oh, noes! i fergets i hates the clzed in spcez!

so, yeah, thats about a month. dont worry, if you werent in it, but know i snapped a picture of you, it doesnt mean i dont love you... well, maybe it does a little bit... OR maybe it means i love you TOO much...